Wet American Eye-Ear Kisses

An americn eye ear.... oh god im so tired rn
“goodnight :) uh it wont let me publish unless i say wet american eye-ear kisses lmaooo ok i love you good night ❤️”
by Dr Cyan July 26, 2018
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An expression used in modern culture meaning that the "Craphole" in question should "Blow 'It' out their ear"
Biff: I so beat you in that game man
Bill: Blow it out your ear craphole
by Cracker Jay February 22, 2003
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take my hands off your ears

As when you are getting blown, the person giving gets how you like it.
You doing me so good I am gonna take my hands off your ears.
by Raw Hunter February 25, 2023
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lime green ear wax

Lime Green Ear Wax is a sexually transmitted illness involving infection of the ears.

Reference from Marshall Rodriguez, M.D.

-Causes-
Lime green Ear Wax is caused by the bacteria through unprotected sex.
Lime Green Ear Wax can cause a type of swelling (inflammation) of the ear. Lime green Ear wax and gonorrhea often occur together.
People who are sexually active and those with multiple sexual partners are at highest risk for a lime green ear wax infection.
Different strains of gonorrhea cause genital, eye, ear,lymph node, and respiratory infections.

-Symptoms-
Difficulty urinating

Painful urination
Lime Green Ear Wax

Burning sensation during urination
Discharge from the penis
Redness, swelling, itching of the opening of the urethra at tip of the penis and ears
Swelling and tenderness of the testicles
The symptoms can appear similar to those of infection with chlamydia, but continue even after after treatment
Dr.-"So what seems to be the problem?"
Patient-"Well Doc theres some lime green ear wax coming out of my ear..."
Dr.-"Sounds like you need to protect yourself"
by Marshall Rodriguez, M.D. June 19, 2014
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I herd dat wit my bad ear

1. Coming through loud and clear, roger that.

Often used by ignorant lumberjacks suffering various degrees of hearing loss from using chainsaws on old growth timber.

2. There's no need to shout, old bean.

Often used by Oxford Dons or wearers of jacket sweaters with leather elbow patches (ironically) to gently inform the speaker their volume of speech is uncouthly excessive.
I'd like to glennbeck Glenn Beck.
I herd dat wit my bad ear!

I'D LIKE TO GLENNBECK ANN COULTER!
I herd dat wit my bad ear - and that bitch is old.
by geroldf October 23, 2009
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A question asked to spot the kinky ones in a group.
Guy: How many do you like in your ear?

Girl: Usually 3 but I can do up to 5 after I’ve had a few drinks ;)
by ponyspank69 April 29, 2021
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A: "Jim got into trouble again last night."
B : "He only has a head to separate his ears."
by dbdbdb999 December 31, 2015
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