the internet

A series of tubes, not a big truck.

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material...

Ten movies streaming across that, internet, and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

by Zopwx2 July 31, 2006

Rules of the internet

Some made up rules of the internet that must be followed. People do anything to follow them. One well-known rule is Rule 34.

Person 1: hey, look up the rules of the internet!
Person 2: *looks it up*
Person 2: *Dies*

by ihvftyh February 19, 2021

intrely

the result of a text message when youre driving, on heroin and don't know how to spell.

"i texted katie but she intrely"

by nikki adamsky January 16, 2007

intellisexy

adj.- when a person's intelligence is attractive, and not necessary their physical appearance.

Oh, baby! That nerd in AP Calc is so intellisexy!

by Nagakara October 16, 2007

internet gremlins

the things that cause you to lose internet connection mid instant messanging...

a: hi
b: hi
#a is now offline#
#a is online#
a: f**kin internet gremlins raping my connection
b: lol

by jackdemo May 8, 2008

intelligentrification

The phenomenon where smart people start hanging out with dumb people and become dumber.

I can't believe how much Debbie has changed since she met Robert. There's been complete intelligentrification. I don't think she's played chess in months.

by shadycat June 23, 2008

Internet Limbo

The act of not knowing the next website or act to do on the internet.

Steve: *Sigh*
Bob: What's wrong with you?
Steve: Oh, nothing I'm just in internet limbo.
Bob: Sucks for you. I'm looking at porn.

by Warfalcon May 1, 2010