goy dirt

A sebaceous secretion that accumulates under the foreskin of an uncircumcised man. Smegma, head cheese.
Rachel found Wesley's goy dirt extremely off-putting.
by Dr_Nemesis August 27, 2019
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magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"
by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024
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dirt stamp

The act of placing your terd filled butthole on the forehead of a friend. Example: Frank passed out shitfaced and nicole having no nutsack to teabag him, squeezes a turtlehead out and hits Frank with the infamous dirt stamp!
by MainveinShane11 January 21, 2019
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Dirt bike

A hoe for anyone with a mullet
Yo did you see Jackson’s dirt bike

Ya she’s kinda thiccc
by Cuteboithiccems69 February 05, 2021
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Dirt bike

Something red necks like to ride.

(Braaap)
I wheelied my dirt bike
by PabloEscobar6942069 March 25, 2020
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Dirt Bike

Urban Slang for 125 grams of cocaine or heroin
Petey came over looking to cop a dirt bike of yay..
by Dabo244 October 26, 2022
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dirt darting

Slang used by mostly by soldiers, pilots, and old men, to describe when a flying object hits the ground at a high speed
"if anyone hits the ground that fast it'll be dirt darting"
by ForJevers December 14, 2016
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