Hook alike

A hooker the looks like someone famous
person a: Hey doesen't that whore kinda look like <famous person c>?
person b: Yup a perfect hook alike.
by VeryVeryEvilCat September 16, 2012
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assisted bra hook

Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved
Great arms session at the gym today, its going to be an assisted bra hook for the rest of the week.
by fitnut May 16, 2014
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Hook, Line, and Stinker

When you insert your fingers into her vagina. Give the old "Come Here," motion.
She gets wetter than ever. Turn her over. Blast a Dragon Tail out of her Butt Crack. Then put your dick in her ass.
I was hanging out with this Fisherman last night. Things were going well. I could tell he liked to party. Then I got the "Hook, Line, and Stinker."
by Hook, Line, and Stinker March 28, 2023
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boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt
He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad
by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021
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Hooking the marlon

When you loop your masterbatory arm under the leg of the same side.
Todd: "hey Robin, how'd you break your arm"
Robin: "look, hooking the marlon isn't for everyone"
by Elizastoneshaper February 22, 2024
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Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, and all you've got by the bed is Tabasco. So you Tabasco lube up those fingers and give her the ol' hook around.
"Ah, mate! That Poshia girl last night was mental! She let me give her the Hades Hook!"
by MadBantsForMadLads March 22, 2016
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hook it up

to match iotems of slothing
"I got a nice new Prada t shirt today, i'll hook it up with my Armani jeans."
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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