Adolf Hitler

Literally subhuman. It’s such a low lifeform, that the wet sloppy shit I took earlier looks like a god by comparison. It’s so worthless that it was a waste of oxygen and the fact it finally decided to put an end to itself is the perfect wank material. It should’ve been tied to a post and given a plate of food just out of reach so it knows its place.

Let’s make that Adolf Hitler learn its place.

by Scaredy Bat July 21, 2025

The Hitler Defense

A tactic used by people to make other look bad, claiming if they would still believe in their viewpoint if Adolf Hitler was involved. Either they back out of their arguement, or they side with Hitler. An instant-win card for assholes who can't make a counterargument.

Person 1: I believe everyone should have a second chance.
Person 2: Oh really, so Hitler should get a second chance as well?
Person 1: Ah, The Hitler Defense... I'm not gonna waste my time with you.

by Mr. Enderman September 6, 2025

Adolf Hitler

A really thoughtful and caring little fellow

"I love Adolf Hitler"

by rigger trigger November 5, 2025

Adolf Hitler

What someone would like to name their baby if they could do so.

Can we name our baby "Adolf Hitler"?

by f5f5ka_6YW7 November 26, 2025

Adolf Hitler

the name of my dog

"adolf hitler is such a good boy"

by Your pseudonym November 27, 2025

HIFI Hitler

Someone that controls the speaker in a group of people without letting anyone else put something on

"Damien is such a HIFI Hitler he won't pu my song on"

by Oscar bjerre December 28, 2025

Bonzai bounce to Hitler's house

Def. 1) To not know where something is, to have no clue

Def. 2) To get high on any drug, especially weed

1.) Chase: Did you see where my pen went?

Bish: Oh I saw it! It bonzai bounced to Hitler's house!

Chase: What the hell are you talking about?

Bish: I have no fucking clue where your pen went

Chase: Asshole......

Ex. 2) Dalton: Hey man, do you wanna go bonzai bounce to Hitler's house?

Cody: What?

Dalton: Go smoke some pot.

Cody: Oh. Hell Yes!

by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011