"I have a bridge to sell you"

ur stupid for believing me.

If you believe that, "I have a bridge to sell you".

by Hezzah December 12, 2008

Have to see a man about a horse

From old spagetthi westerns, where one would "see a man about a horse" when his needs for urinating became to high.

"Can we stop joe, I have to see a man about a horse".

by frakk April 01, 2004

Screw the Rules, I Have Money!

Seto Kaiba's catchphrase from yu gi oh the abridged series created by LittleKuriboh. First used when he lost a children's card game to yu gi.

Usage: to shun authority or to tease by flaunting one's wealth.
can be adapted to fit the situation.

ex. 1
Yu gi: Did you just summon a lot of monsters all at once.
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yu gi: You can't do that, it's against the rules.
Kaiba: Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
ex. 2
Person 1: leeroy, you dumb ass, you just fucked up our plan.
Leeroy: Screw the Plan, I Have Chicken!

by dr. daniel jackson August 20, 2009

Does spider have puss puss

A famous yahoo answers questions that someone wrote and makes Yaks about on Yik Yak

Does spider have puss puss?

by kellyjoans June 25, 2016

Have a head on my shoulders

You have a head on your shoulders if you don't do anything stupid.

Cop: The other rooms are dirty, but your is ok.
Girl: I have a head on my shoulders.
Cop: I can see that.

by FerryCZ December 15, 2009

I have a thousand years of power

Robert McClain once stated this phrase, whilst the police attempted to extradite him from his basement, whilst in medieval armor & leather gauntlets, brandishing a broadsword & a large wooden mallet. He was tazered into submission.

From thesmokinggun.com;
"I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power."

by I_AM_D July 04, 2008

What have you been smokin'

Asking what a mate has been smokin' cause of them acting strangely, jokingly mocking them of being stoned by drugs.

Person 1: Hey, bro! Did ya see bob the builder this morning? It's totally the shizzle.

Person 2: What have you been smokin' man?

by Dizza12 April 05, 2010