Greasy Loot

Loot in an MMO game that has been rubbed down with semen and snake oil by Father Cum Sock himself.

Tom: "OH MY GOD I GOT GREASY LOOT!"
*Tom starts stroking his thomas to the sight of the loot drenched in Father Cum Sock's greasy cum sock juice.

by urbanmaster111 October 25, 2013

greasy jesus

When one, after having sex in the missionary position, ejaculates on their partner and rubs it all over their skin. They then proceed to tie their arms outstretched and ankles together

My girl was begging for a greasy Jesus last night. It was Epic

by Peyton Manning's Forehead October 9, 2016

Greased Lightning

A form of suicide which consist of the victim dunking a fork in motor oil and then quickly inserting it into an electrical outlet.

Ma'am, we've examined the body. It appears that your son died from... Greased Lightning.

by Nordlord819 April 13, 2019

grease-monkey

most dirtiest, greasiet , nastiest person you know

that cretin is such a grease-monkey

by ci4r4L0L November 28, 2020

greasy

a fat kid with really greasy hair and moldey elbows who says everyting once and then says it to himself again, can break anything he touches

damnit greasy you broke my foot!

by hunter May 4, 2004

grease monkey

some one who does alot of speed

fuckin grease monkeys

by sc_savage April 11, 2006

Girl Grease

A girl/lady whom you can tell hasn't gotten a shower for a very long time, due to the extremely oily hair, grimy clothes,& oily face.

Damn, watch out & plug your nose, Girl Grease is bout to walk by!

by Mizz JaiMe April 21, 2007