Goose

A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.

Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose.
The goose continued to reap the souls of men.

by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020

Goose workout

Apparently a type of workout to Sarah farquad

I’m doing a goose workout

by Waytoolegendary December 29, 2020

golossalizing

To make something small, gargantuan over thinking a tiny subject. Proportioning.

He then, began golossalizing the shit out of that mediocre nothing.

by BetaHari December 31, 2020

Goosed

When you are so high, that you can’t remember if you just hit the bong or not; so you just hit it again.

Ralphio- Shit man... I just goosed the hell out of that bong!

Kyle- No shit dude, it was my turn.

by KristaBrooks January 7, 2021

Goosed

A Mersey expression from the 90's meaning something horrible happened, or someone was injured or died in a horrible way in reference to Goose from the film Top Gun.

"Aww lad, he's goosed."

"Aww mate, it's goosed lad."

"Kidder, they were well goosed"

by TheWirral February 12, 2021

Goose Away

Shut the fuck up

Pls goose away

by spaggetsalad March 9, 2021

goose away

when the sus girl o-o tells you to stfu

"Hey, how are you"

"Goose away"

by StinkyPoke March 9, 2021