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National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day 

Celebrate april 17th by having sexual intercourse with someone that goes to the same school, universitet etc. as you.

The only limit is that they have to be attractive.
Hello math partner, do you want to have sex?

Yes of course, because it is National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day!

National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day 

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

shut your fuck 

when you stroke out on your keyboard and type "shut your fuck" instead of "shut the fuck up,"
Person A: You look so stupid in that picture! LOL
Person B: Shut your fuck
shut your fuck by kevinlegnard December 13, 2018

young fuck

When you mean to type in the rapper Young Buck, but the FBI pull up instead

"FBI, open up!"
I really like listening to young fuck before bed.
young fuck by etikaonio April 13, 2019

Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst 

When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot
I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself

kill yourself and fuck the body

An expression that gently informs the listener that their company or commentary is not appreciated.

See also: fuck off and die
You: Hi. Nice weather, huh?
Me: Kill yourself and fuck the body!