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Platapus Ducking

When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.
Jon platypus ducked Ben and Raymond, when they were wallaby balling.
by Will Benson February 23, 2004
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duck hunter

When a man is having his arse licked out, and at the same time the licker strokes the man's cock and cups his balls, to form a position the resembles a duck hunter shooting and reloading a shot gun.
What should happen when you invite a girl to dinner - you should get a Duck Hunter!
by Aussie Stevo November 8, 2006
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duck butter

Duckbutter differs from Smegma but is
pretty much the same. The smelly cheesed
odor that builds up between vagina as
well as the penis. Due to bad hygiene
mostly but still should be under control
by the tales I get from people who shower every 5 minutes. I pity those dudes but if you hafta you hafta-Rich
by Frank Musselwhite August 13, 2004
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lame duck

A flight profile which a plane flies if it has mechanical problems in time of excercise or war. Useually gear down, lights on.
"I flew a lame duck profile so I didnt get shot down by friendly fire."
by stiffler7234 October 4, 2005
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queer duck

A cartoon NOBODY has ever seen (the fact it hasn't even got five votes on the IMDb proves this), but everyone knows of it because it was on that 100 Greatest Cartoons thing - instead of Invader Zim or Ghost in the Shell.
"Has anyone seen Queer Duck?!?"
by OD Smith March 21, 2005
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Duck stash

The mustache-like plaster of sticky feathers left on the upper lip of someone who has just blown a duck.
Person 1 "Dude, I hate when you eat soup for lunch!"

Person 2 "Why?"

Person 1 "Because it gets all caught up in your duck stash! You are so f**king fowl!"
by NoFanOfTodd January 14, 2011
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bush duck

Eww, somebody just let a bush duck! Was that you?
by se2 April 26, 2011
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