dick muppetry

The act of painting one's cock and balls to resemble Gonzo's nose from The Muppets.

There's too much dick muppetry in this shindig, let's go get some boats n' hoes.

by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011

Dick Shift

The act of giving a handjob to the person in the passenger seat while driving a car. Thus creating the act of dick shifting.

Joey: Aw dude Tina gave me the perfect dick shift last week. She didn't even crash the car!

Maxx: Lucky, I've only gotten to second base with my girl!

by whocouldibethatisgivingthedef June 24, 2011

Dick hoodie

Hoodie with a hole cut inside the pockets to put your dick into and masturbate publicly without anyone noticing

Guy #1: What the fuck are you doing?
Guy #2: It's freezing

Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!

(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)

by Sushi-bob January 13, 2012

dick surfer

based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.

would love to get with kate again, but she's a dick surfer, man! she'll stay at my place for days.

by clint harkwood March 7, 2012

Dick in the Mud

When someone is not only a stick in the mud, but they don't want you to have any fun either. When someone is not happy for you to have fun unless there is something in it for them.

"Hey, since we're not doing anything, I'm going to Vegas for a girls weekend!"
"Fine, I'll just stay here all alone and lonely."
"Don't be such a Dick in the mud."

by Bosslady23 July 31, 2014

Dick Mullet

When a man has a thick happy trail leading to his freshly shaved genitals. It's a party on top, business on bottom type of look.

Dude, I just got a Dick Mullet!

by TheGang608 February 27, 2015

Dick Tears

You dick starts to cry from the emotional overload.

Andrew: God I can feel my dick tears edging from that sweet loli.

by ChesterTM April 27, 2015