Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016

Lecture girlfriend

A girl you dream about in class but never speak to or see outside of the room

My lecture girlfriend just makes me love sick. I wish I could have the courage to talk to her.

by Peachfish220 February 7, 2017

homecoming girlfriend

a pretty girl that a boy continuously flirts with just to have a date to homecoming and usually dumps her after the dance and moves on to someone close to the girl. example:close friends/best friends

Sadie: Aaron just dumped Kerri after homecoming and now Aaron is talking to me.
Alicia: That sucks for Kerri, She actually thought she would become Aaron's girlfriend ,she was just Aaron's Homecoming girlfriend

by mpk120100 May 9, 2017

my girlfriend hates me

When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.

Wow, my girlfriend hates me.

by 1173666 July 13, 2017

kinda girlfriend

A kinda girlfriend is a girlfriend that is cool enough to not be your girlfriend girlfriend but pretty much is

.hey how's that girl you've been seeing?

She's cool she's my kinda girlfriend

by steve martin2345 July 2, 2017

country girlfriend

The best girl anyone can ask for she is loyal and can do anything doesn't need you to fix the sink and handles things get self

My girlfriend is a country girlfriend and she just fixed the sink

by Yaboi1504 August 5, 2017

happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.

Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...

by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017