crossed

eating chips and queso while drinking a dr pepper in your dorm room at 4 am

James: “Are you okay?”

Emma: “I’m so crossed right now.”

by soobn August 26, 2023

Crossed

Some stupid shit Ab marijuana and alchohal that Troy uses to think he’s cooler than Bennett and TADEO but he never will be

“Ayo I’m crossed”
“No way Troy you’ll never be as good as TADEO”

by ballslicker9000but69 July 25, 2023

Crossed

The act of having 2 different drugs within your system at the same time. The origin of this word is through the action, you get so fucked up your eyes go crossed and you can’t see. Hence the verb “crossed”.

“bro what happened to you last night”

“i got so crossed last night i fell down the stairs and fucked my hamster”

by riss_03 May 30, 2022

crossed

Being drunk and stoned at the same time.

James: “Dude let’s drink after we smoke and get crossed!”
Martin: “Hell yeah, man!”

by JoshFireFalcon100 December 03, 2022

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 04, 2021

cross domed

Being under the influence of alcohol, marijuana, and nicotine at the same time

I don’t usually like nic when I’m already crossed but screw it, let me borrow your vape - I’m getting cross domed tonight!

by Beter Borker June 02, 2022

apple crossing

A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia

Mind the apple crossing dear

by Thefurry101 September 21, 2015