Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”
Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”
Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”
Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”
Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”
Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
by Doe Reaper July 11, 2021
Get the Chinese Courtmug. Spicy diarrhea; usually experienced after consuming spicy asian cuisines such as Thai , Hunan, or Szechuan.
Guy 1 “Why’s it call Chinese heartburn?”
Guy 2 “Because it burns when it comes out the other side of the world.”
Guy 2 “Because it burns when it comes out the other side of the world.”
by Leinad25 May 7, 2018
Get the Chinese heartburnmug. Used when you mean the exact opposite of what you say beforehand.
Origin: “Socialism with Chinese characteristics”, meaning: corporatist hellhole of child labor factories with suicide nets, but we get to eat bing chilling afterwards.
Origin: “Socialism with Chinese characteristics”, meaning: corporatist hellhole of child labor factories with suicide nets, but we get to eat bing chilling afterwards.
Mike: Hey honey, I’m gonna go head to the grocery store, with Chinese characteristics.
Susan: I already know you’re cheating on me. You don’t have to use your stupid meme phrase.
Susan: I already know you’re cheating on me. You don’t have to use your stupid meme phrase.
by K. C. Austin February 21, 2023
Get the With Chinese Characteristicsmug. by Markerbiter May 12, 2025
Get the Chinese soup strainermug. Term used to describe defective, low quality, and/or counterfit consumer goods that are inferior to the original product. If the cost is too good to be true, its probably chinese.
Bill: Mike bought a turbo off eBay but it blew up the second he started the car.
Tim: Well thats what happens when you buy Chinese turbos.
Bill: The ebay muffler i bought showed up corroded with the welds already splitting.
Tim: Must be made from chinesium
Tim: Well thats what happens when you buy Chinese turbos.
Bill: The ebay muffler i bought showed up corroded with the welds already splitting.
Tim: Must be made from chinesium
by oldbig November 16, 2021
Get the Chinesemug. When Somone tries to insert a finger into another’s rectum. But the other person tenses up and stops the finger exiting.
Mhairi is walking up the stairs behind Owen. Suddenly she shoots for a finger insertion. Owen pulls out his secret move “Patons Chinese finger trap” and yells “ahah got yer fingerrr”
by Jamiejeffercakes1690 July 8, 2024
Get the Patons Chinese finger trapmug. A Chinese Hangover Anal vagina, commonly known as a Chav. Is a well known stereotype in the UK. They are usually found in the wild and seen as orange, incredibly long lashes and claws. And preferably Nike Airforces. Or some other form of sports clothing. however if you are to call one by a Chinese hangover anal vagina, they will know you know there SECRETS. Chavs are secretly, half Chinese, love anal sex, and most of them are gay/Lesbians. (Of course secretly)
"Omg you Chinese hangover anal vagina get over here"
"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"
"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"
"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"
"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"
by TrueKnowledge_11 October 25, 2022
Get the Chinese Hangover Anal Vaginamug.