Lost Child

1. A stupid person
2. A clumsy person
3. A person who has lost his/her mind

Damn, that dude's a lost child.

Fuckin' lost child over here!

by VictorCharlie May 28, 2010

child molester

2. (n.) a plain white, pocketless t-shirt, sometimes clean but most of the time stained by mustard, katsup or other condiments, worn by child molesters around the world. possibly realted to the wife beater, the child molester is also worn by all races and sizes of men.

"Thier whole crew was sportin child molesters...must be a gang thing."

by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 24, 2005

child watcher

a person who likes to watch children undress, bathe, and sleep. they usually start with masturbating to it then it stems out to all out rape on the child.

alyna hildago is a child watcher

by BathroomSOAP February 15, 2008

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

by beanwrangler December 11, 2011

rebel child

A preacher/pastors daughter who has a boyfriend and wants to prove to him that she's not "daddy's girl"... Usually through sexual daring acts

Guy: take off your shirt
Girl: baby, that's too fast...
Guy: I thought you were my rebel child..

by Pseudonym1153 November 3, 2013

Problem Child

A "strong smooth drink" that will fuck you up! : consists of Tequila, Vodka, Lemon Juice, Lime Juice, and Tonic Water

Ashley: "Hey Mike, Netflix went out because of the weather"

Mike: "Make yourself a problem child and and you'll be straight!"

by flipflop1 May 14, 2011

child fucking spaghetti fingers

A common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of Dane Cook.

Man 1: Holy shit, I think that kid has child fucking spaghetti fingers!!! Did you see what he did to her?

Man 2: Nah, just threw his plate at her.

by Justin 1331 February 23, 2009