Canadian brain freeze

a nice way to refer to a stupid, dumb, or even mentally retarded person or question!!! The term refers to how people have inability to think with a brain freeze and permanant cold in parts of canada, therefore a person with a canadian brain freeze is always inable to think, making them dumb!!

Steve asked "is it possible to be allergic to water" and I responded "do you have a canadian brain freeze".

by POOKIE December 29, 2011

Canadian Shit-Snitch

A person who hangs out at truck stops and reports you to the authorities for letting your dog defecate in the parking lot.

Paul: "I'm calling the police on that truck driver. He let his dog shit in the parking lot and that's not cool."
Nick: "Don't be such a Canadian Shit-Snitch."

by Ballsnatcher June 4, 2018

Alonely-Canadian

When a canadian named cliffton likes a girl name sara, but she dont like him. sp hes all alone.

Cliffton was alonely candian when sara doesnt wanna be around him

by Nick B June 17, 2003

Canadian Bacon

Canadian Bacon is cooked ham.
It's funny how Canadians think they have something unique going on...

Oh my god, Canadian Bacon is soooo gay.

by TimHodges December 4, 2011

Afro-Canadian

Someone whose parents are black and french canadian or canadian.

DJ doesnt have a good shape up because he's Afro-Canadian

by demetrious October 29, 2007

Canadian Armed Forces

The collective defense systems of the proud nation of Canada. The Army is a mountie, the Air force is the same mountie on a pegasus, and the navy is the same mountie on a seahorse.

Look out! the Canadian armed forces are coming. Wait! why am I running?

by I'm Canadian, so it's okay, but none of you can laugh except other Canucks! May 20, 2004

canadian death match

a gimmick match in pro wrestling

two pro wrestlers fight it out until one wrestler is knocked unconcious or physically unable to continue

also known as a "last man standing match"

i wanna see chris benoit and lance storm in a canadian death match

by Super Guy March 22, 2004