Canadian Shit-Snitch

A person who hangs out at truck stops and reports you to the authorities for letting your dog defecate in the parking lot.
Paul: "I'm calling the police on that truck driver. He let his dog shit in the parking lot and that's not cool."
Nick: "Don't be such a Canadian Shit-Snitch."
by Ballsnatcher May 11, 2018
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Canadian Back Rub

to cross check someone in the lower back repeatedly.
That hoser was giving me a hard time so I gave him a good canadian back rub.
by Chris Pronger March 10, 2012
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Canadian Hippie Tuxedo

Similar to the Canadian Tuxedo, the Canadian Hippie Tuxedo involves personalized, acid-washed patterns on the jeans and jean jacket. Typical dress code for weddings in Stayner, Ontario.
"Neil wore his finest Canadian Hippie Tuxedo for the official inauguration of Camp Cletus."
by Camp Cletus September 25, 2013
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Canadian Spray tan

The act of urinating into the top tank of the toilet, so when the owner of the toilet flushes more urine just comes out
She pissed me off so I have to give her bathroom a good ol Canadian spray tan
by Dat1Hoe February 22, 2017
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Canadian brain freeze

a nice way to refer to a stupid, dumb, or even mentally retarded person or question!!! The term refers to how people have inability to think with a brain freeze and permanant cold in parts of canada, therefore a person with a canadian brain freeze is always inable to think, making them dumb!!
Steve asked "is it possible to be allergic to water" and I responded "do you have a canadian brain freeze".
by POOKIE December 20, 2011
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Canadian Armed Forces

The collective defense systems of the proud nation of Canada. The Army is a mountie, the Air force is the same mountie on a pegasus, and the navy is the same mountie on a seahorse.
Look out! the Canadian armed forces are coming. Wait! why am I running?
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canadian death match

a gimmick match in pro wrestling

two pro wrestlers fight it out until one wrestler is knocked unconcious or physically unable to continue

also known as a "last man standing match"
i wanna see chris benoit and lance storm in a canadian death match
by Super Guy March 22, 2004
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