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Completely Canadian Race

The Completely Canadian Race is exactly what it sounds like. It takes things that Canadians are known for and is all put into one race. Basically the race is a group of skaters racing around a shoveled off piece of ice on a lake, river, or pond, while chugging a beer. You must have skates, hockey stick, one full beer. The brew must not leave your lips and you cant stop drinking. The winner is determined by whoever has the least amount of beer left in their bottle.
"To start off a great game of muck the other day, we had a Completely Canadian Race. Stuart got dummied so hard coming around the corner because he was being a dust and went the wrong way around the pond"
by Pretty Much Awesome December 25, 2009
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Canadian Spray tan

The act of urinating into the top tank of the toilet, so when the owner of the toilet flushes more urine just comes out
She pissed me off so I have to give her bathroom a good ol Canadian spray tan
by Dat1Hoe February 22, 2017
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Afro-Canadian

Someone whose parents are black and french canadian or canadian.
DJ doesnt have a good shape up because he's Afro-Canadian
by demetrious October 29, 2007
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Alonely-Canadian

When a canadian named cliffton likes a girl name sara, but she dont like him. sp hes all alone.
Cliffton was alonely candian when sara doesnt wanna be around him
by Nick B June 17, 2003
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Canadian Bacon

Canadian Bacon is cooked ham.
It's funny how Canadians think they have something unique going on...
Oh my god, Canadian Bacon is soooo gay.
by TimHodges December 4, 2011
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Canadian Armed Forces

The collective defense systems of the proud nation of Canada. The Army is a mountie, the Air force is the same mountie on a pegasus, and the navy is the same mountie on a seahorse.
Look out! the Canadian armed forces are coming. Wait! why am I running?
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canadian death match

a gimmick match in pro wrestling

two pro wrestlers fight it out until one wrestler is knocked unconcious or physically unable to continue

also known as a "last man standing match"
i wanna see chris benoit and lance storm in a canadian death match
by Super Guy March 22, 2004
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