This is why we can't have nice things 

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

This is why we can't have nice things by re3ja April 25, 2016

Watering can 

The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.

Girl: Why is the bathroom floor all wet?

Boy: The watering can is bust

Watering can by the rellie May 10, 2007

Soda can tab 

When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle not intact then they want a hug

When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle intact they want to to kiss you

When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle filled then they want to have sex with you

"Hey why did you give sarah a soda can tab with the middle. "
"Because I wanna fuck her. "
"I mean she is hot. "

Soda can tab by CorruptingSleep August 24, 2021

I Don't Know, Can You

A simple phrase, but usually uttered by trash human beings. Usually it is a sarcastic response after someone says "Can I ....... (Enter More Sentence Here)?" If someone says this near you, you may want to exclude them from your friend list.

Person 1: "Can I get a drink of water?"
Person 2: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

I Don't Know, Can You by Mr. EEEEEEE October 28, 2019

I can’t breathe 

An extraordinary way to say ‘i love you’ or ‘i love you too’. It might be confusing at first but it is sometimes used by people who cringes at the phrase ‘i love you’. Or they just want to be unique. It is also used in a movie about a couple.

Her: I love you
Him: I can’t breathe
Her: What do you mean?
Him: I mean I love you too...

I can’t breathe by Anonymous Loving Creature April 3, 2019

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money 

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money by pussy bee October 25, 2019

Soda Can Pic 

Taking a picture of your hard cock with a soda can next to it for size reference.

That guy I met at the bar's soda can pic is impressive.

Soda Can Pic by Brighteyes99 January 12, 2010