someone who constantly begs for attention and annoys someone else, usually in a party setting/ bar room. They are always ruining the fun and causing problems. Don't give them more coke or they will keep you up all night.
John: "Man last night at the bar was pretty fun, except for that cokebug Alix."
Trevor: "Yea dude she did all my bag then got us kicked out."
John: "SMH, that cokebug is never hanging with us again."
Cokeism is the teachings of the Coke god that says Pepsi is the devil and Coca-Cola is god. In fact, in the Coca-Cola logo,the red is the Coca-Cola and the white is the war between the religions Pepsism and Cokeism. Pepsism is basically Satanism by the way.
A:Yo what religion are you in?
B:Oh I'm in the cokeism religion! It's the religion about Coca-Cola!
A:I honestly prefer pepsi..
B:leave my sight.
Cokeism is the teachings of the Coca-Cola that says Pepsi is the devil and Coca-Cola is god. In fact, in the Coca-Cola logo the red is the Coke and the white is the war between the religions Pepsism and Cokeism. Pepsism is basically Satanism by the way.
A:Hey do you believe in any God?
B:Oh yeah! My god is Coke!
A:Really theres a religion about it? It's literally a soda.
B:Yeah! Its called Cokeism!
A:Let me guess, the devil is Pepsi?
B:How'd you guess?? Of course it is.