half sped-re child 

Noun. A person exhibiting spasticated and idiotic demeanor, action, or pattern of speach, but is not however afflicted by any legitimate mental defect. Thus making this person a special type of stupid.

That guys a special type of idiot, a real half sped-re child.

half sped-re child by CheddaB225 September 12, 2017

Buestiny's Child 

When you spend all day eating nothing but Kinder Bueno products, and you take a large dump.

"I've just done the largest Buestiny's Child"

Buestiny's Child by ChildishGambueno April 17, 2019

Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day 

Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day is when you Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day. Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day is on the 7th of October

Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day

Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day by notmeokk October 7, 2020

Cook the child 

say this to win any argument

Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?

Cook the child by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 27, 2021

Boo boo man child 

A man who is taken care of like a child by a SO

Lisa’s fiancé can’t even cook for himself while she’s away. He doesn’t know how to do laundry, or pay bills on time. Lisa needs to drop that boo boo man child (aka man chile)!

Boo boo man child by Poopfupa May 31, 2021

Have a child day 

You can have a child and your parents wont be mad about it

Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!

Have a child day by Hot Furry Sex UwU July 8, 2021

Reverse man child/girl child 

Someone that is grown on the surface, but is a child and a clown beneath the surface facade.

The reverse man child/girl child looked and sounded serious, but really he/she took nothing seriousy and held nothing sacred.

Reverse man child/girl child by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021