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Gang Candy 

Generic candy, usually caramel peanut turtles, thin mints, etc. that a young kid sells you under the pretext of raising money for his band but is really being peddled by a gang, using the kid as a shill.

This is never high-quality candy and has usually been sitting in a warehouse for some extended period of time.
Dear Abby, is it okay to re-gift the gang candy I bought the other day?

I got stopped at the top of the Metro the other day and ended up buying two boxes of gang candy. FML.
Gang Candy by LoganCircle January 4, 2010
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Geek Candy

Things said or shown, real or rumored, to spark nerd buzz about a particular product, movie or television show.
Anything posted at macrumors.com is just geek candy - 90% of it is fake.

The previews for LOST next week show that Kate is going to take off her shirt - maybe it will happen and maybe not but total geek candy.
Geek Candy by thewolfe April 23, 2010

Life Candy 

Derived from Eye Candy ( a guy who is good for nothing else but is extremely attractive so is a lot of fun to just stare at.)

Life Candy is when a guy not only is incredibly attractive to the point where any girl would jump him if only they were asked, he is also charming, very intelligent and an altogether nice person.

The only problem with someone who is referred to as Life Candy is that they generally know that this is what they are and therefore have incredibly high standards.

They also usually have a high number of bimbo followers who make it even harder to get their attention.

Synonyms: Prince-Charming, Perfection
Antonyms: Douche-bags, Assholes, Ugly People, People who cannot spell.
an Example of Life Candy is Prince Charming from every Fairy Tale girls were read as children.
Life Candy by annabellerain April 24, 2011

Chinese Candy

Pulling your extra sack skin and pinching it with your index finger and thumb and letting the excess hang over.
Mitchell:"Hungry for some Chinese candy?"
Dominic: "That's gross dude!"
Chinese Candy by Garrettmftw February 6, 2014

leg candy 

someone with whom you sleep and while in sleep cross his/her leg(s) with yours.
Husbands and wives are often leg candy.

cotton candy swirl 

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and swirls her tounge around the tip like the way they swirl when making cotton candy.
That girl gave me the cotton candy swirl, best bj ever.
cotton candy swirl by SudaPhed April 25, 2015

street candy 

"Street Candy"

Just another word for a prostitute. Slightly better in appearance than regular girls. Along the lines of "Street Walker", "Street Meat" etc.
"Kelly was a street candy, beautiful brunette from good family, turned to life of prostitution due to her methamphetamine addiction."