A blast from the past

When an elderly queefs or farts

I was walking through the old folks home and heard a blast from the past from Betty’s room

by Swaggymfman February 9, 2022

Flavor Blasted

When a fart is so unfathomably rank that you're able to taste it.

Me: *farts*
Friend: "Woah, that was flavor blasted!"

by flavorblastedturdfarts January 9, 2023

blast ball

A miniature snooker table based game invented by Gav, Stu & Tom. The object of the game is to flick your balls out of his half of the table and into either yours or a pocket. Although it may sound tedious and simple it is actually fun and addictive

Stu: “Do you fancy a game of snooker their spa?"
Tom: "I don’t think we can as some charlatan has lost some balls"
Gav: "Don't worry lads, I've got an idea, how bout we play this game I’ve just invented, it's called Blast Ball"
Stu: "yeh sure"
Tom: “This Blast ball is ace!"

by me, now get used 2 it clart.... May 13, 2005

Jittle blast

When 2 males jizz in each one of a females ears then blast music in her ears using headphones.

Hey Jim, remember Linda from Arby’s? We gave her a jittle blast.

by Unknownnutbuster February 4, 2024

blasted

other word for high.

dam i am fucking blasted.
you trying to go to class blasted?
hey dude yesterday maria and i was blasted out of our minds
we started to scream at pigeons.

by xDSMILE February 17, 2010

Girl Blast

When a girl gotta fart, BIG TIME.

Girl 1: Wasn’t Lily just in the bathroom a minute ago?
Girl 2: Yeah, but she has some REAL bad Girl Blasts.
Girl 1: Oh. So…I’ll just wait until I get home to wash my hands…

by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023

dual blasting

vomiting and shitting simultaneously, like when you get food poisoning

"I've been dual blasting for 12 hours - it's coming out of both ends!"

by cheerswithoyku February 19, 2025