Sideways Bacon Smile

Another term for a vagina, based on one's resemblance to two pieces of bacon arranged as to form a shape representative of a smile (turned sideways, no less.)

His womb ferret smashed into her sideways bacon smile.

by The Womb Ferret July 26, 2006

bacon

To define long vaginal lip (labia).

Ohhh... look at that bacon!

by stevem January 29, 2007

Beaconsfield

This is a place where all the really COOL people hang out (aka phil). To get to beaconsfield you need to catch the p&o via west melbourne, i can strongly recommend taking some solver paints to help out.

Let's catch the P&O to beaconsfield to catch up with all the cool people.

by Simon Dwyer September 8, 2006

Kevin's Bacon

Doing a girl doggy style while she's making you breakfast.

I had toast and tea while making Kevin's Bacon

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Canadian Bacon

At the point of climax the man pulls out of the girl's vagina and thus busts his nut on her back allowing it to calcify to a substance. The girl then peels the crusty jizm off of her upper ass and eats it.

Last night i went on a blind date with Judith. After she ate a club sub she told me how much she loves bacon. Naturally i suggested that she try Canadian Bacon; she agreed and told me that it was the best bacon that she had ever tried.

by D. Ross February 12, 2008

Bacon Trench

n. The female anatomy.

"I tried to give her the beef cucumber, but her bacon trench was all dried out and full of sand."

by B.LAM February 1, 2009

Bacon

pig fat. plain and simple, pig fat smothered in grease.

Dude, your kitchen smells like bacon.

My redneck neighbor was just cooking breakfast...

by Uberface January 12, 2011