Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can

Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.

by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025

Bucket bake

Someone who is a grumpy bastard

Look at that bucket bake

by Banfe May 7, 2022

Bake

"Science that you're allowed to eat "

-Oh you know bake is like science that you're allowed to eat...-probably a scientist who likes to talk for personal reasons with his favorite radio host

by Thefacelessoldwomanwhosecretly May 10, 2019

Bake

(n.) a person one finds attractive; an attractive actor or celebrity; alternative to bae or boo

plural: bakes

“Did you see Tom Holland? He is such a bake!”

by purpleturtle996 June 2, 2019

ass baking

The act of baking ass.

"Hey John, that was some quality ass baking last night. What's your recipe?"

by MoarKrabs January 11, 2017

The Chicken Bake Challenge

atleast 2 people eat their chicken bakes to the length of their weiner and then the person with the longest weiner fucks their chicken bake to finish and the person with the shortest weiner has to eat the longest weiner persons cum filled chicken bkae

Hey you guys wanna do the chicken bake challenge

by Merazmurry November 23, 2024

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024