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banging the fruit bowl

When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.
Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.
by thephatcontroller November 17, 2013
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fish bowl

When people LOOK at you like DAYUM!! They're in complete amazement. I don't know who these people are that posted the previous definitions, but they got it ALL WRONG...put your face behind a fishbowl and it looks like your eyes pop out of your head. Hence, see me walkin' across water and I'm fish-bowlin' yaw!
I can fish bowl half the damn mall when I show up in these kicks, they'll go bananas!
by Cheyenne Price July 6, 2007
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small bowl theory

The theory that packing numerous small bowls of marijuana provides the best economic high. The theory connotes that larger bowls inevitably lead to waste due to diminishing marginal returns.
"Dude, only use a little. We practice small bowl theory here."
by ekap17 May 16, 2010
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Home Bowl Advantage

Similar to the athletic competition phenomenon (home field advantage), it is believed that your home toilet bowl has an advantage over all others, in that your ass is more familiar with the resting spot ultimately resulting in a far more comfortable and superior performing shit.
Guy 1: Dude, hurry up. We're gonna be late.
Guy 2: Hold on a minute. I gotta take a shit.
Guy 1: Can't you go at the bar?
Guy 2: No way man, I'm not giving up home bowl advantage!
by Operation: Dinner Out March 14, 2009
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ammo bowl

a large gathering of fat alcoholic ammo troops, pretending that they're real athletes
"Hurbie took home the ammo bowl trophy this year, the fat fucks!
by Hans Zupinya August 6, 2009
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bowling ball

a reference form the insane clown posse's movie, Bowling balls. a head severed from the neck and heald like a bowling ball (two fingers in the eye holes, thumb in the mouth)
Gimme the Ball...Man u ain't gettin the ball, get these balls faggot...a quote from Bowling balls
by Juggabuddy April 27, 2007
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