The most beautiful, radiant queen this world has ever seen. The sun rises when her eyes open, and goes down when the close. Her smile brings every breathing thing to a pause, in awe and her laugh has all people to their knees. Just a glimpse towards her can melt any frozen heart or have it skip a beat.
by SlothfulSlothy February 7, 2023
Get the Queen Alana mug.A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.
Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.
Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?
Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!
Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.
Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?
Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!
Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.
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An awesome guy the best you will ever meet he is most likely chubby but has a big heart and usually one other big thing *wink* he is vary nice and always has your back but is always a dumb ass no matter what
Person 1 : whos the fat guy
Person 2 : thats Roy Alanis he's the guy that helps anyone with yhere problems for free
Person 1 : who
Person 2 : he's also got a giant dick
Person 1 : oh real-wait what the fuck
Person 2 : thats Roy Alanis he's the guy that helps anyone with yhere problems for free
Person 1 : who
Person 2 : he's also got a giant dick
Person 1 : oh real-wait what the fuck
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