someone who behaves as if they are sexually attracted to a lot of people or flirts w/ many people without realizing it most the time
by xxits_ur_girlyxx December 15, 2022
Get the class flirtmug. Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
Get the Business class asylum seekermug. Someone who pisses the teacher off on purpose to impress others but actually makes themself looks even more of a twat to everyone else
by Jonty69 October 14, 2018
Get the class nitmug. Much obliged, sir. You have Extreme Class..Oh, I just be playin witcha titties n given em high fives..
by C Thrustin' September 8, 2010
Get the Extreme Classmug. We all know one...
by Patmcg121 May 28, 2021
Get the Class A Dickheadmug. A very rich person, usually referred as the upper class, or first class, who is a major douchebag. Basically the stereotype for a rich person.
by boomergee. June 29, 2022
Get the First Class Douchebagmug. Disappointed that his daughter was a weak, nerdy mama's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up (though even he decided he went wrong when she started to think she was the most streetwise princess to step out of the ivory tower she usually spent most of her time in since records of that kind of thing had started being kept).
by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021
Get the Karate classesmug.