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Jacob

Jacob is a little Asian boy with a small penis, he thinks he is really funny but he is not at all. He is also a hypocrite, he complains about thinking and then does it.
My friend Jacob told me he was sad about his friends ditching him for fortnite, but then he started playing it. waw.
by Bagel_Is_My_Real_Name May 1, 2019
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Jacob

Me: hello

Jacob: what’s your opinion on abortion
by Indianrespek September 5, 2019
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Jacob Douglas McGuire

Q.) Woah, is that Jacob Douglas McGuire!

A.) Yeah, he is a simp.
by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020
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Jacob Michael Thomas

My beautiful boy.

Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.
Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '

Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '
by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014
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Jacob Kendall George

No one gives a shit about your boyfriend's name.
"OMG OMG OMG I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND IN LOVE" -Brittany Mae "Smiley Face" Hope

Fun Fact: The individual (Jacob Kendall George) that the author above is describing is likely either no longer a part of their life and/or deeply despised.
by An Audience May 14, 2013
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Jacob sartorius

The sweetest man on earth, and the best perdon to have by your side
Example: Jacob is a celebrity and he gives world tours
Jacob sartorius is funny af
by Sglmc October 4, 2017
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