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They 're hipster--- tats on hips.... matchin even. Cool. Well, this Los Angels county , figures.
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Hipster

Someone who thinks that they are "unique" or "special" for liking some underground bullshit that nobody else cares about...And they pointlessly look down on people who don't know anything about indie culture, because that's the only thing they know anything about. They're quick to call the rest of the world conformists when in reality, they are the ones conforming by partaking in a "too cool for mainstream so i am going to reject it by looking and acting like a grungy asshole" way of life only to seem uber-fashionable. In the end, they just end up looking like idiots.
1) Hipster: I won't drink at starbucks, it's too corporate.

2)Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vuitton purse because they are cool.

Hipster: You're such a conformist, having a Louis Vuitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.

Non-hipster: but it's fugly

Hipster: yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.

Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though.

Hipster: You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....

Non hipster: You need to see a therapist

Hipster: I am my own therapist.
by Txorromorro February 24, 2025
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busted hipster

A busted hipster is a hipster that can no longer function in their element as being "hip." They have either consumed so many drugs that they don't even identify as human anymore or the bright colors they stare at all day made them crazy. Busted hipsters no longer fall into the realm of tacky tattoos or super tight pants, but instead join the mass of confused "hippies" that have smoked themselves stupid.
Look at Mike, those tacky tattoos and shades for sure represent a busted hipster.
by Kemper42 August 2, 2016
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Hipster

Dude, you are such a hipster!
by Foxybitch September 5, 2015
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Hipster

I would not want to be called a hipster.
by A Futching Futch September 24, 2012
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Hipster Hitler

A good web comic about if Hitler was, obviously, a hipster. 10/10 IGN
It's not.
But here.

Boiii 1: Boiii have you seen the latest Hipster Hitler comic?
Boiii 2: Nah dude
Boiii 1: its lit. Go read it you piece of shit.
Boiii 2: K m8
by TotallyHandsome August 14, 2017
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Boardgame Hipster

The middle aged folks that just need a little break from their very important office jobs.
I joined this gaming group for D&D and Catan, but it's just a bunch of boardgame hipsters so nothing but Scattergories and Uno!
by straight_trashavl October 1, 2025
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