Zooloofing

Intentionally embarrassing yourself in public, normally even more embarrassing your friends that are with you; typically an act of talking to strangers

Person 1: "Dude, you're totally embarrassing us, stop zooloofing!"
Person 2: "Sorry I just love talking to strangers."

by Zwk September 23, 2015

Zoomflict

A consequence of the current coronavirus pandemic, a Zoomflict is what happens when people find themselves dooble-booking multiple Zoom chats at the same time and can't attend one of them because of a schedule conflict... in other words, a Zoomflict!

1. Dude, I totally wanted to join you for that coffee chat, but I had a Zoomflict, I had another conference call I had totally forgotten about!

2. I'm sorry if I have to leave a little earlier from this, but I have a Zoomflict, they called for me for a last-minute conference call. My bad!

by el patron himself March 29, 2020

zoom sex

when you have sex over zoom chat.

hey,want to have zoom sex babe?

by shan shan ;) April 29, 2020

Zoom Sweats

The zoom sweats occur when you inexplicably perspire while in a virtual meeting.

"Damn, I really need to take a shower. That virtual class gave me the zoom sweats."

by mrmuffins951 January 28, 2021

neo-maxie-zoom-dweebie

all the typical smart person sterotypes mixed into one...originates from The Breakfast club.

Don't be such a neo-maxie-zoom-dweebie!

by felix* August 31, 2006

Zoom Zooms and Wham Whams

Terms used for getting junk food, mostly by street people and people in jail. Was often used when someone would spend a $1.00 food stamp and get the change back in coins. The items bought based on how cheap they are but they still bring happiness. In jail they are used for negotiation and trade.

I will give you 2 cigs if you go to the commissary and pick up some zoom zooms and wham whams.

by The Wonderful TThe Wonderful J July 26, 2018

zoom zooms

prison slang for items bought from a list of goods one can buy from the prison canteen. i.e. cookies, snacks, etc.

Man if you keep losing at spades, you gonna lose all your wham whams and zoom zooms.

by prison linguist May 18, 2004