Zoomer

Someone from generation Z the equivalent to a Boomer

Someone who participates in cancel or outrage culture.

"Zoom Zoom" is what you say when you come across a Zoomer.

Your girlfriend is such a "Zoomer" all she ever talks about is how Billie Elish is deeper than Shakespeare.

Dude, I was on Twitter and a bunch of Zoomers harassed me, saying, I was problematic.

Millennials: You thought we were bad

Zoomers: We will get rid of anything the least bit problematic, Including people.

by CharlieLucifer November 3, 2019

zookie

to insert one or more fingers into another's bunghole

Justin's girlfriend just shoved her hand up my butt. Son, you just got zookied!

by JCakes12 February 27, 2008

Zoombie

Someone who looks like they just woke up or walked off from a Zoom session in progress, or from one that just ended.

Since lockdowns started, mental hospitals worldwide had alerted the authorities that hundreds of zoombies were admitted with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their recurring mental or demonic torments.

by MathPlus April 16, 2021

Zoomies

When your pet runs around fast, inside or out.

My dog Baxter is doing the Zoomies in the garden

by Schoolar of Sqwaler November 3, 2020

The zoomies

A common phenomenon where your cat has heightened energy and they have no choice but run around the house to burn off the excitement. Causes for the zoomies include but are not limited to prey, and changes in the environment. It can also start spontaneously for no known reason. In the wild, the cat’s body builds up enormous amounts of adrenaline, so that when they pounce, they can effectively catch their prey, but because most cats are enclosed in a house, they cannot reach the desired destination. So the adrenaline (which is now useless) forces them to run around like a spooked chicken until the energy is spent. This quirk happens in the early stages of a cat’s life, and as they grow older and more mature, the zoomies get rarer and are eventually substituted for more sensible ways of burning off useless energy.

Zani got the zoomies randomly today. I don’t know why, but I assume it’s because she saw a fly.

by Bib the boulder December 23, 2021

zoomer-outer

When you find a stall in a parking lot where you can drive through and be facing out of the opposite row. When you have to leave, you don’t back up, rather you can Zoom out.

I pulled into the McDonalds parking lots and found an awesome parking spot. it was a zoomer-outer

by Tom's Son-in-law August 1, 2010

zoometh

When you zoom at high speeds. Deprived from the original word ‘zoom’, and is pronounced zoom-eff.

The boy zoometh away on his motorcycle.

by zomjin August 17, 2018