zodiac signs are fake and don't define who you are, they might be the fakest thing to hit this world other than the selected; covid-19, Kim K's body, casseroles, and oh ya zodiac signs. THEY ARE FAKE AS SHIT SO STOP THINKING THEY'RE REAL CAUSE THEY'RE NOT YOU CREEPY PEOPLE. Go watch some trailer park boys to get a grasp on real life
PERSON 1: Hey do you believe in zodiac signs because I do
PERSON 2: ya how about twinkle twinkle little fuck off with your star bullshit
PERSON 2: ya how about twinkle twinkle little fuck off with your star bullshit
by Randy Lahey September 19, 2021
Get the Zodiac signsmug. 
by jrhome76 March 16, 2023
Get the zodiac crushmug. Zodiacs are divided into twelve equal divisions or signs, each occupying 30° of celestial longitude and roughly corresponding to the star constellations: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.
Zodiac Signs are like people whose birthdays are in a certain month. They all have different names(signs) for each month (and sorta date, it's divided equally as there are 12 divisions/signs) there is in a year.
For example, October 23 - November 21 birthdays are called a "Scorpio", which has a meaning to the name, how Scorpios tend to act, their type of personality, and what type of division(element sign) they are.
For more explanation on how zodiacs work, here's some examples using the zodiac sign, Scorpio:
Scorpios' sign is a water sign meaning it's in the water division.
Not every sign is in the water division as Aries is a fire sign.
There's many deep and simple descriptions of each zodiac and their personality.
"Scorpios are intense and deep just like their element water. They possess a personal magnetism by which they can persuade anyone easily." is an example of a deep, but simple description of the zodiac, Scorpio, if you want an idea of one.
Zodiac Signs are like people whose birthdays are in a certain month. They all have different names(signs) for each month (and sorta date, it's divided equally as there are 12 divisions/signs) there is in a year.
For example, October 23 - November 21 birthdays are called a "Scorpio", which has a meaning to the name, how Scorpios tend to act, their type of personality, and what type of division(element sign) they are.
For more explanation on how zodiacs work, here's some examples using the zodiac sign, Scorpio:
Scorpios' sign is a water sign meaning it's in the water division.
Not every sign is in the water division as Aries is a fire sign.
There's many deep and simple descriptions of each zodiac and their personality.
"Scorpios are intense and deep just like their element water. They possess a personal magnetism by which they can persuade anyone easily." is an example of a deep, but simple description of the zodiac, Scorpio, if you want an idea of one.
What Zodiacs are there?
How many Zodiacs love each other?
Is a Scorpio compatible with the Sagittarius zodiac sign?
How many Zodiacs love each other?
Is a Scorpio compatible with the Sagittarius zodiac sign?
by J.B1st January 11, 2022
Get the Zodiacsmug. <.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>mug. .
by Mouzenu March 13, 2025
Get the Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water elementmug. The act of killing a hiker or bicyclist to later return to their deathsite to find their bone remains.
That fucker doesn't get off the damn road I'm gonna be the zodiac digger and ram that bike up his ass.
by MDIBobRoss January 14, 2020
Get the Zodiac Diggermug.