New Zealand

New Zealand, contary to beliefs that we are good people, we commit war crimes too.

In 1914, (New Zealand) annexed German Samoa, jumping at the chance to be Imperialists. We then blockaded it while 'flu was prevalent, killing many inhabitants.

by Hachi-Control October 21, 2008

New Zealand

That country that apparently all Australians love, but to be honest be all laugh about their accents and how they fuck sheep.

Seriously, have you heard a Kiwi's accent?

Aussie: "U'm a kiwi, mite, frum New Zealand! There's that suxy sheep!
(Translation: I'm a kiwi, mate, from New Zealand! There's that sexy sheep"

by Proud Aussie Girl October 11, 2012

new zealand 101

involves 2guys and a girl and a dead kangeroo. one man must weigh 300lbs of nonmuscle. 64oz can of grape jelly and a feather.(peacocks) use ALL of the jelly as lube. the 300lb man sings the themesong from sound of music. the girl puts her head in the kangaroo's pocket. as both guys insert there dicks in her ass. with the feather between the dicks to create arrousment and she must bark like a seal.

oh me and my friend bob gave this girl a new zealand 101 lesson.

by Zack Firgurski August 10, 2006

new Zealand

Known to the world as Australias bitch

Hey I am going on a holiday
Were to?
new Zealand
oh yea mean Australias bitch
Yes I do

by Meerkat April 26, 2008

zealen

Bootylicious man-candy that eats grass and ass. His ass is swampy, but no one minds. He is thicc af, and his thighs can crush an anime girls skull. Fucc me daddy is his turn on, and he'll take you to pound town. Can dick you down cause he's the beefiest bull around. His ego isn't the only thing big and solid around. If you find a Zealen, ask for fucc.

" OH ZEALEN FUCC ME HARD DADDY"

by ItsMeLightningMcqueen November 2, 2018

zealivity

urge to do something creative.

i need to do some zealivity.

by eric cogan September 14, 2003

new zealand

two islands, chilling out down south, above the antarctic, and with many things that quite frankly we hogged from other countries.

new zealand: fish and chips, government, tvs, all comms for that matter, medicines, architecture, BUT, we did infact invent jandles. Don't laugh.
They're cool.

by maggiesylvia October 3, 2006