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ZACHARY IS IN MY GAME
by ALI A September 17, 2018
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Zachary

Zachary is the sweetest, cutest, lovable, sexy, hot guy ever! He has a huge...ya know;)! He's a nerd but so sexy it's hard not to look at him! He has blond short hair and the most amazing blue eyes you could ever see. He's like a sexier Leonardo Dicaprio or a blond Alex Evans! He's big into ultimate frisbee, video games, soccer, technology and his girlfriend. He's a amazing kisser and is great at cuddling! He has great abs and very strong. I'm so lucky to be his girlfriend, he's perfect in every way shape and form. I love you Zachary! <3
Girl:OMG!

Girl's friend:WHAT!?
Girl:Zachary hugged me!!! AND ASKED ME OUT!!!!!!!!!
Girl's friend:OMG NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl:YES WAY!!!!!!!!
Girl's friend: your too lucky!
by Morgan Alice November 28, 2011
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Zakkary

A smart boy who loves deeply. He comes off shy but when you get to know him the fun never ends. He is very strong and good at every sport. He loves to play hard and win. He will grow up to be very successful and make his parents very proud.
Look at Zakkary, his parent must be proud!
by zakksmom January 26, 2017
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zachary disease

Originated in China and brought to America in 1849. It's when your face look zackary like your asshole
by Da Snake August 29, 2006
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Live Long and Suck It, Zachary Quinto!

Spoken by Sheldon Cooper on "The Big Bang Theory", a nod to the most quoted line "Live Long and Prosper" by the late Leonard Nimoy, portraying his famous role as Star Trek's Commanding Science Officer, Mr. Spock. Zachary Quinto reprised the SPOCK role in the 2009 Star Trek reboot .
In a Season 5 episode of "Big Bang", Sheldon, who was expecting a life-sized cutout of Nimoy's Spock but received Quinto's apparently inferior version instead, griped Live Long and Suck It, Zachary Quinto!
by KImCobain March 28, 2015
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zachary baker

zachary baker is avenged sevenfold guitarist and zacky vengeance is his alter ego. he plays left-handed guitar and he is also super sexy....hot....gawjuss
omg, did you know that zacky v's real name is zachary baker??!
by MillySkittles May 1, 2008
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Zachary Special

An unfortunate situation in which the male partner of a newly wed couple, in a fit of over excitment, looses a deuce all over the bed and his female companion. Arguably the most embarassing thing that could happen to anyone, victims of the Zachary Special are normally extremely awkward in all situations and lack normal human dignity and swag.

If you receive a Zachary Special, you might want to rethink your life because something this bad could not happen to someone who has not done something terrible in their life.

The Special is named after no particular Zachary, but zachary just happens to sound like an extremely awkward name and it would happen to someone named zachary.
1)
Girl 1: OMG DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO HANNAH?
Girl 2: No! what happened? did she die?
Girl 1: No Johnny pulled a Zachary Special on their hunnymoon!
Girl 2: Ew, that is actually worse than dieing.

2)
The priest granted Colleen an annulment after he heard she recieved a Zachary Special on her wedding night.

3)
Jerry gave up on his life after giving his wife a Zachary Special...twice.
by TheJBros11 August 17, 2010
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