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Youtuber

An entitled amateur with a camera who suddenly has no time or respect for others because they make potentially up to 10,000 usd per video. Usually a means to an end, a youtuber lacks intelligence to contribute anything progressive to society and resorts to unorganized and random videos to game a rigged platform algorithm, all for a reason to signify their existence.
My dream is to be a YouTubers so people can like me and I can feel important.
by WannaBeFamousWahWah May 16, 2019
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the youtubes

The word that Mr.Goss uses for Youtube
You can find that video on "The Youtubes," says Mr.Goss.
by Lawgon March 13, 2018
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YouTube

A video sharing site that is the biggest blackhole of time.
So I spent several hours on YouTube watching a compilation of Lara Croft noises.
by no_user_name_required October 9, 2018
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An action of offensive and pointless stupidity or an action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.
What a youtube!
by SpaceBurn January 22, 2023
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YouTube

A website/app that worships the ground Google works on, kisses the ass of corporate greed and hates its consumers with a burning passion. Opinions don’t matter here. They will have no problem demonetizing or censoring anything that doesn’t fit their political agenda, and they take away basic features and put them behind a paywall known as YouTube premium. Mostly their issues lie in the Apple IOS versions, Android versions of YouTube. If you think you are gonna have a good time on YouTube in 2020, you can stroke it, because Google will make sure your daily dose of YouTube is as miserable as your life is. Every single video, in exception to every other video you find, will have a 15 second unskippable ad on it, and if you are really lucky, you get 2 ads in a row. Usually you will get 2 5 second ads in the beginning, a 15 second unskippable ad in the middle, and another single 5 second ad at the end (usually). It can go either way, but there’s no doubt that you will watch more ad then video combined. YouTube sure knows how to use ads to their advantage. Used to be that you would see only 1 ad and that was it. You could even skip that ad. Now, it’s like cable TV. Half the things that are shown in the ads you don’t give two hairy dicks for.
John: Hey Steve, you wanna watch some YouTube videos?
Steve: Oh, you mean GreedTube? Sure, but only after I lube myself up - because I’m gonna get so fucked by YouTube that I’m not sure dry docking is gonna work for me.
by TheGayAccount September 29, 2020
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youtube it

if you need a recipe for biscuits youtube it
by marhol May 31, 2011
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an action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an invdividual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity )def: 1)

an action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence (def: 2)
a person farts in a crowded elevator and screams "it was i" and laughs maniacally it smells really bad and people start to get sick. the person starts to play a tiktok compilation on full volume wihtout using headphones. This person is a youtube.

a person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. they ask you which floor you would like, and press the buton for you. this person is a youtube
by draakje308 January 22, 2023
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