your mom

The largest object known to man, being an estimated 7 times larger than the Universe itself.

Person: Hey did you hear that they recently got photo evidence of your mom being larger than the Universe?

by yro'ue mom January 8, 2021

Your Mom

Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.

Your Mom is the most loving, caring person ever.

by Command C Command V February 19, 2020

your mom

An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something

Your stupid
"Your mom is stupid"

by 🍌🍌🌚🌚 May 27, 2017

Your mom

The person I did last night

Your mom was great

by Theoshchannel April 19, 2017

your mom

The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.

- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.

by mars88_defines_i_guess December 3, 2021

Your Mom

The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.

I love to f ur mom.

Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her

by Dra'nakyuek, World Destroyer April 15, 2022

Your mom

The only come-back you'll ever need

Bully:your gay
You:no your mom

Bully:"dies"

by ass eater 420 February 27, 2020