woody

erect penis

"she was so hot, I sprang a woody"

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

woody woodpecker

While you are getting your balls sucked, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead.

Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.

by Timfy Toes October 29, 2007

woody allen

A Jewish nerd with an erection

Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.

by hipsterjew April 7, 2010

Woody

Woody is a boy every girl falls for. His soft, silky hair and his cute face will be the death of you. He doesn't usually get into fights, but if he does, he wins. If you know a woody you're so lucky!

"Who's that boy?"
"Oh, that's Woody, he's so attractive!"

by MaeXoXo December 24, 2018

weather woody

A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.

When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.

boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
erection

by Bart's Mom October 17, 2009

pooky wooky

extended form of endearment from the word pooky

You're my pooky wooky.

by soldier2013 September 27, 2011

wooly back

A wool is short for the Liverpool term Wooly Back which is a derogatory expression for people from lancashire and cheshire, originating from the early 1900's when the population of lancashire used to wear a form of sheepskin coat and was considered to be a sheep shagger by scousers.

This of course has not changed much, except the lancashire and cheshire fashion sense has got worse

a Liverpool football song from the 70's

There's a wooly over there
baggy kecks and feathered hair
with a 3 star jumper half way up his back
thats a f8cking wooly back

by Tommy w November 1, 2005