ejaculation withdrawal syndrome

When a man has the urge to ejaculate and is withdrawn from it by girls(or guys for you fags) who dont finish they SHIT! also known as "Blue Balls"

Chris was getting a handjob when the girl decided to leave therefore leaving him with ejaculation withdrawal syndrome

by Chris Chronic September 25, 2010

Celebration Withdrawal

The politically correct way to say hangover.

How are you feeling after the company party?

Oh man I have celebration withdrawal.

by JWASmokes February 11, 2009

Freedom Withdrawal

That feeling you get when the thought occurs to yourself of,"Do you know how much easier life would be if I only had to worry about myself". Usually occurs during marriage, dating, or parenthood.

I am getting a feeling of freedom withdrawal.

by Jason2085 August 25, 2012

summer withdrawal

The physical sickness that occurs when Winter officially begins.

"I love living in socal, I don't get my summer withdrawals till early December."

summer withdrawals Bikini weather socal southern California

by CaliforniaPriestess December 16, 2013

babe withdrawal

Suffering from the absence of your babe or significant other. Feelings of sadness and loneliness will occur

Oh my god I'm having total babe withdrawal it's been .0001 seconds and he hasn't texted back!

by Iknowwutsup January 29, 2017

simp withdrawal

When you haven't simped for a girl in a long time and it's making you go crazy. Symptoms include fast heartbeat, mood swings, and being frazzled for long periods of time

Jeremy: Which girl is Zach simping for now?
Anne: He actually said he's done with simping, but I know he won't be able to stop forever
Jeremy: Oh is that why he's been acting super discombobulated recently?
Anne: Yeah, I think he's going through simp withdrawal now

by pozitron24 June 16, 2021

bank account withdrawal

That acute and all-consuming feeling of bored emptiness, melancholy, cranky dissatisfaction, etc. that comes when one accustomed to a lavish lifestyle has completely drained his financial resources and thus has to start economizing, or when a “caring” (read, “tough-love”!) parent/spouse/dutch uncle has suspended the squanderer’s spending privileges until such time as he is deemed worthy/responsible enough to manage his own finances again.

Cool chick: Yo! Why the long face, girl?
Hip lass: Oh, just major bank account withdrawal syndrome --- my boyfriend was sick of bailing me out, so he took away my debit and credit cards, and enrolled me in a free community college course in frugal money management.
Cool chick: Yeeee-gads! Major bummer, honey! Well, I’ll be a good sport and take the course, too, so I can sit with you for emotional support. Besides, I could use a little help myself in that regard.

by QuacksO November 23, 2011