Food

The cure for boredom

Doctor: What seems to be the problem today?
Me:I'm bored.
Doctor: I see. I'm going to prescribe you food. Let's start you out with 2 pizzas with a big bag of chips.
Me: PERFECT!

by Mamawantsherfood April 6, 2017

Food

The sole source of my happiness. My reason to live. My reason to smile. I worship and adore you. You fill the empty void within my heart and heal all my woes. You bring meaning and joy into the monotone atmosphere I am surrounded by. Oh thank you ever so much. Thank you for everything!

Person 1: Food is life
Person 2: Agreed

by Poopydiaperbaby69 January 28, 2022

food

THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER EXCEPT DESTROYING TRUMPS WALL>

FOOD ID TASTY>x

by Slayer1 youtube June 6, 2017

food

worthless, unnecessary, useless, and unneeded to live.

Hey nick want some food

No food is unnecessary

by Donnioe September 1, 2021

Food

The best thing in the whole world

Usually all u need to get in a relationship

Guy: hey girl want to go eat sometime...on me

Girl: did u say food...MARRY ME

by Yaezze June 14, 2017

Food

Life

1.Jessica : I love food

Giorgina : Me too .
Jamie : lets go get food .

2.Giorgina : Im hungry
Jamie: Me too

Jessica : lets go get food

by food.is.life August 21, 2012

Food

Food is life and needs to be treated carefully.

if you have food u should give compliments before eaten

by ms4lifez April 21, 2017