Wisconsin Dells 

1: A tourism town in Wisconsin that is based around the unique cliff formations that are found only on that small portion of the Wisconsin River. Since its early river days, it has expanded its tourism industry into hotels, waterparks, arcades, and gift shops.

2: The cliffs on the Wisconsin River from which the town is named. From the French word "dalles", meaning "high, layered cliffs".

I stayed in Wisconsin Dells last week.

Wisconsin Dells by Nick Nack January 6, 2007

wisconsin lampshade 

When Glooping Sac's you without paying you phat lootz.

I thought I'd be able to buy some Heal pots, but Glooping gave me the old Wisconsin Lampshade.

wisconsin lampshade by Glooping October 2, 2020

Wisconsin Cheese Platter 

When your male friend is doing a handstand while erect in front of a window. You barge into the room unbeknownst to him and proceed to Russian bear hug him from behind around his midriff while grabbing ahold of his stiffy for leverage. You then begin to bury your face in your friends goochy-cheesy area. Hence the name “Wisconsin Cheese Platter”. You must proceed until climax. All the while your friends family is outside watching. If the family is not there, this is by definition a “Delaware Dumpster Dive”.

“Sweetie, did I see you and Jeff enjoying a Wisconsin Cheese Platter last night?”

“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”

Wisconsin Cheese Platter by James Foster & Robert Schaffer December 4, 2021

Wisconsin One Way Window 

The simple act of shitting into a lovers mouth, then quickly but lovingly wrapping his/her face in saran wrap. Thus allowing them to see the light of being able to spit it out but not being able to much like a one way window.

I gave Heather a "Wisconsin One Way Window" she was down with it until she finally spit it out and got pieces of corn stuck in her teeth, that she felt was over the line.

Wisconsin One Way Window by Tahahahaha August 14, 2011

Wisconsin Gentleman 

A classy, helpful man from the great Badger state. The Wisconsin Gentleman is always willing to pitch in to help friends, acquaintances and fellows he has just met. You can count on him to have jumper cables when your battery is dead. He can start a campfire on the first try. He won't complain when his local tavern is out of Old Fashioned mix, as he will enjoy a brandy and Pepsi almost as much. He may not be the smartest man in the group, and style isn't his strong suit. He's as comfortable in blue jeans and a bolo tie as he is in blue jeans and no tie at all. Look for him wearing his trademark confident smirk under a haircut that can only be described as "business in the front, party in the back." The ladies love the Wisconsin Gentleman, although they can't tell you exactly the appeal. You will always have a good time when a Wisconsin Gentleman is around.

Hans: "I arrived at this campsite without a tent."
Zack: "You can sleep in my tent. I set it up, but I was kind of planning on sleeping in my truck anyway."
Hans: "You, sir, are a true Wisconsin Gentleman."

Wisconsin Gentleman by Stoolio D July 12, 2011

Wisconsin Dells 

A small tourist town in Wisconsin where aliens invaded and blew up the White House, leaving it upside down in the middle of the city. The aliens then took the form of thousands of Eastern Europeans and began exploiting visitors with water parks and "adventure" golfing. Also, home to the hottest club in the Dells, Marley's.

Man I just got back from Wisconsin Dells, it's a good thing I wasn't body snatched and given a Polish accent.

NOTE TO EDITOR: This is not an "inside" joke...anyone who has visited WI Dells would know.

Wisconsin Dells by BDUB82 September 1, 2009

Wisconsin Nasty 

When two guys get together to have sex with an otherwise unfuckable girl, just because they want to get some and they'll fuck anything.

Danny and Justin got together with that bitch Teresa. One thing lead to another and they pulled a Wisconsin Nasty.

Wisconsin Nasty by Luxferus November 3, 2014