(adj. informal)
broken, dis-functional, crazy, insane, makeshift, inefficient, awry, disarranged, chaotic
also known as "haywire", but has growing popularity amongst the tech/IT support community. Originated on the UW-Madison campus while having technical difficulties with a piece of old computer equipment.
broken, dis-functional, crazy, insane, makeshift, inefficient, awry, disarranged, chaotic
also known as "haywire", but has growing popularity amongst the tech/IT support community. Originated on the UW-Madison campus while having technical difficulties with a piece of old computer equipment.
by D-Sev August 19, 2010
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Also used between to close friends, usually girls. It's not a done thing between boys.
Also used between to close friends, usually girls. It's not a done thing between boys.
by Davey Croket February 18, 2008
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"I'm his hyphy wifey, cuz that's how we do it in the yay!"
"David's my hyphy wifey, and I love my hyphy wifey or wahh?"
"David's my hyphy wifey, and I love my hyphy wifey or wahh?"
by steeze May 1, 2006
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A dude has 4 different types of girls..
1. Wifey
2. Boo
3. Bitches
4. Ho's
Wifey is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again..
2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) .
3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events..Dat call when Wifey acting up and you need a quick nut. The bitch is the first one running there.
4) Ho's.. enough said! Trying to move up in life, Wants to be a Bitch or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls you bag for no reason and have them in your phone. Backups incase a bitch or a boo slips up. Then you replace with a hoe
1. Wifey
2. Boo
3. Bitches
4. Ho's
Wifey is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again..
2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) .
3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events..Dat call when Wifey acting up and you need a quick nut. The bitch is the first one running there.
4) Ho's.. enough said! Trying to move up in life, Wants to be a Bitch or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls you bag for no reason and have them in your phone. Backups incase a bitch or a boo slips up. Then you replace with a hoe
Dude1: Man I messed up big time with my wifey.
Dude2: You mean Kayla?
Dude1: No Kayla is just my boo. She cant never replace my girl Shea.
Dude2: What happened with Shea?
Dude1: She found out about me and Kayla.
Dude2: Dang dude, you're screwed now.
Dude2: You mean Kayla?
Dude1: No Kayla is just my boo. She cant never replace my girl Shea.
Dude2: What happened with Shea?
Dude1: She found out about me and Kayla.
Dude2: Dang dude, you're screwed now.
by XxBumpLikeThisxX June 22, 2007
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by Ellie December 29, 2003
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