Owen

The stupidest guy on the planet. super short and is homo and says will be 6’1 but shrinks. no one loves him either

Girl: owen likes you

Girl 2: barfs

by Lolloloplookloooo October 23, 2019

Owen

Loves playing Sax

Owen is never seen away from a sax in his free time

by People pleasing person August 7, 2023

Owen

A radical gamer that can Annihilate anyone who comes in his way.

Owen can beat your moms puss.

by FortniteGamer69 January 1, 2021

Owen

Owen is an amazing person and friend he will be nice to you and let you win at football.

Do you know Owen I beat him in football yesterday.

by ItsOwenO April 17, 2021

Owen

Has a penis so microscopic, some scientists doubt of its existence. Many in the field of microtechnology use it as a unit of measurement smaller than Planck length for designing microchips.

We'll make the microcomputer circuit a diameter of 21 Owen's, or 1/484484841595998995595th of an atom.

by Yoghurt 900 January 6, 2023

Owen

Owen is typically very gay and has a strong urge to seduce men. He will pull ur pants off even if you are a dude. Many times Owens will be glizzy goblins/gladiators.

“Look, Owen just devoured that hotdog!”
“Yea, he’s a glizzy goblin”
“Hey did Owen just ask out Micheal?
“Yea man I think he’s gay”

by Ur sisters bestie July 11, 2020

Owened

When a mean safety guy gives you grief

I totally got owened today. I hate OTB

by Facemre December 9, 2020