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Welcome To The Show

The state of no mental thought or reservation. When you do what is natural and what you want, when your only motivation is to seek fun at all costs, up to and including your life. When you are in the Show you not only go beyond the possible, but also beyond the impossible to achieve things that normal humans dream of. It is considered the big league of life, when you know you have finally arrived. The show is a DangerZone, when you enter the show, lesser men will envy you and may express hate.
"Welcome To The Show, Its time to fuck shit up"

"I just banged a Korean girl and a Chinese girl in a three way, Welcome to the Show"
by PanamaJack October 22, 2013
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welcome again

Welcoming once again after initial welcome
May we welcome again the honoured reverend.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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A warm welcome

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob
by Where are my fingers July 10, 2021
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Welcome to Jackcity

A term only a pure douche hopped up on roids and an ego would use. Oftentimes in front of a mirror and whispers it to himself as he faintly smiles at his tally marked notebook of morning pullups...always left open so others can see (they werent pullups *cough*).

Also. Tis a lonely place in Jackcity so the amount of tally marks for workout are only outdone by the amount of JACKing off done (and yes there is a tally page for that as well)
Welcome to jackcity; where the doucheyness shines brighter than the roid glow.

Welcome to jackcity; if you can jack it you may become the town mayor.

Welcome to jackcity; where shirtless selfie mirrors are only as joyless as what they aaaactually serve at Whitecastle.
by A Minnesotan December 19, 2018
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Welcome Center

A welcome center is a location where the laziest person works. This person enjoys spending his/her day scrolling on Facebook and taking photos of people actually working that way he/her can reflect on all the things he/her didn’t do that day. Also the majority of the time he/her isn’t very welcoming while stuff honey buns down his/her throat.
That welcome center has got to be the laziest guy on the crew.
by Pudding pie fucker June 22, 2019
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Sentinelese welcome

A rapid, straight-to-the-point, and potentially life-threatening way of expressing your emotions to an unwelcome visitor.
He reserved his best Sentinelese welcome for the local Jehovah's Witnesses.
by Gittles November 30, 2018
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Welcome Parade

The group of horny lil Facebook friends who make their appearance known to you within the WEEK of your relationship status changing to single.
1 *messenger notification*

Friend: Yo who the fuck is that? Didn't you just dump..?

You: Dude I know . Ever since I Said bye to Felecia my Welcome Parade is over 9000

2 *messenger notification*
Friend: Woah hold up, who's that? Didn't you JUST ended shit with... the one we don't talk about no mo

You: Omg I know.....Horny fucking savages!

Ever since I broke up with fuckboy all these randoms on my Facebook keep messaging me and creep liking old ass profile pictures.

I shit you not my Welcome Parade is up to 12 and none of them is cute.
by BVMBL3B33 July 20, 2016
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