weed

The great herb that you can snort, smoke, inject, and shove in your butt to get that high.

Yo Dylan, want to go and snort that dank weed?

by moanforpapi2000 August 28, 2016

weed

weed is the best thiing that could ever happen to homo sapiens. after you smoke it your balls get tingly as fuck.

kyle: wanna go smoke weed?

chad: yea i love it when my balls tingle

by tajin October 12, 2021

weed

1. an annoying plant on your lawn
2. a plant that invades your garden or yard
3. any plant in your digging area

Go pull the weeds in the backyard!

by SweetDivaKay April 30, 2020

weed

harmless plant used to clear the mind

weed is not a drug

by weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed July 14, 2009

weed

a drug that can be smoked or eaten
weed also known as

herb
cannabis
marijuana

most people who use weed consider it less harming then alcohol and that weed sould be legal

side effects:
faster heart beat
red eyes
paranoia

lets get high!!!! with some good ol weed

by retardwithweed October 16, 2009

weed

the greatest substance grown on gods green earth. the only down side is the paranoid flash you get when your stoned because mutha fucka's aint legalizing because their mostly capitalist ass holes. it calms you down and makes you feel like ur walkin on clouds. wish i could be blazin that bomb chron right now

lets hit that weed keg boyz!.... nuff said

by Chris Chron May 9, 2011

weed

slang term for marijuana. sort of like a peace treaty that every square politition needs to uhhh "sign". If these were sold like cigarettes and alcohol, which fuck you up more than weed, we wouldn't have 3 million cigarette butts flowing into the worlds oceans every day and wouldn't have 80,000 deaths due to heavy alcohol consumption.(and folks that is in the U.S. alone!!)

Stop fighting you two! Now take this weed and settle your differences. And don't forget to bring in your show and tell things for tomorrow.

by JH#1 October 14, 2009