Wellington Wand

From New Zealand: A poorly endowed man hollows out a kiwi and slips it onto the end of his penis to artificially increase its size.

Johnny knew he couldn't compare to Jenn's ex-boyfriend in the man department; he knew he'd have to use the Wellington Wand to satisfy her.

by Doug Ruggles October 13, 2007

Clovis Wand

When mixing mutiple bands ie: a festival, it is a wand you use after each audio set.

When I got done with the band on stage I used my clovis wand so the next band could start.

by Starving Melvin November 27, 2007

Excalibur wand

A wand that you pull out of a stone woman's nono spot

They pulled out the excalibur wand with ease

by Moooooo0o June 02, 2017

Fairy-wanding

The process consisting of taping varies cotton balls to the head of the "fairy-wanders" penis, then sprinkling the desired color of glitter all over the taped cotton balls. In order to end the process you must use the newly created fairy wand to smack any raggedy bitch in order to pass on the gift of magic.

After a bitching party i decided to go fairy-wanding with my friend mikes unholy mom because she was lacking gods greatest gifts, happiness and a little bit of magic.

by Ass is Maxiumus November 03, 2013

philip wands

a hawt guy that a luv hunners n will always luv 2 bits!!!!!!

philip a guy many people wuld like 2 fuck

by kat April 26, 2005

magic wand

a big ddob, usually at least 2 paps wide and 2 paps longs

puff on the magic wand

by Sk8ordie May 17, 2003

magic wand

a tool used by men to perform impossible tasks for their wives

Honey, When you come home from work could you fix my computer, I have two weeks worth of work that I have not
backed up and my computer says can't read drive C:
Sure, I'll make sure I bring home my magic wand.

by tnick October 29, 2005