Wet Wallace

Similar to a wet willy; you use your erect wet cock and penetrate your targets ear, usually by surprise

Is it gay if I really want a wet wallace right now?

Nah g

by paftdunk September 17, 2019

Jimmy Wallace

An alcoholic Beveridge prepared by grabbing whatever you can reach served in whatever can hold it.

Eg. Half a warm beer served in an old gumboot with a taco garnish.

No two are ever the same.

I ordered a Jimmy Wallace at the bar the other day. I was served two shots of bourbon in an ice cube tray with some lightly fried barramundi fillets on the side.

by Stansie December 13, 2018

wallace mcdonald

a fat bastard who thinks he’s hard when rlly he’s just a poof that shags sofia 24/7

wallace mcdonald is a right fucking poof

by fatdavideatscrisps July 27, 2020

Max Wallace

milf

Max Wallace is a milf

by iwbfoieusbgr May 9, 2022

Wet Wallace

When you hock a loogie into a girls vagina

Baby I can't wait to give you a Wet Wallace when we get home.

by DumbDildo473 December 26, 2016

A. Wallace reversal

When you put peanut butter on your dogs butthole and lick it off.

My dog looked like he was enjoying the taste. So I pulled the A. Wallace reversal on him.

by ISTS November 14, 2022

barnes wallace

A term used when taking a meaty dump. The turn is so fat, that when it hits the water, there is enough splash back to drench your ring piece. Like a makeshift beeday.

Named after the original pilot of the bouncing bomb during world war 2.

Dave: good shit?
Gaz: Yea! I don't like the Winter though, The Barnes Wallace was freezing!
Dave: barnes wallace, cool.

by spidermaguire October 20, 2008