weaponized incontinence

A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.

Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."

by smacky.jack July 2, 2023

friend weapons

insults or actions that people use to seriously hurt their friends

Stealing from, cheating with the BFF's lover, and making fun of a dead pet are all friend weapons

by von groovy April 21, 2019

Weapon Banner

a scam.

- you play genshin right? do you think I should pull on the weapon banner?
- no it's a scam and a waste of primos

by pavexa <3 February 21, 2022

Diamond WEAPON

Appears in FF7 when you leave the City of the Ancients after using the Key. Despite its tough appearence, a beginner could easily beat this thing. All of its attacks are Magic and are relatively weak, but watch out for Diamond Flash. Have a character equipped with Ribbon and Cure-All. Then use Echo Screens to cure Silence. Invulnerable to most physical attacks until it prepares to do Diamond Flash.

I beat Diamond WEAPON before it even began its countdown!

by Master Tonberry January 31, 2005

mighty weapon

Penis. Purple headed yoghurt slinger. Veiny love tree.

So proud was Jim of his mighty weapon that he got it out at every opportunity

by Jamie Douglas January 21, 2007

weaponized semen

Any form of male ejaculate that is tainted by sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, hepatitis, or the clap.

Jonny: Yo I think Karen is going to hook up with that sketchy looking brother tonight.

Daryl: I hope she doesn't, I think he has a serious case of weaponized semen.

by P-Money315 March 21, 2010

breath weapon

Bad breath capable of causing irreparable damage, especially when within air fire range of the attacker.

Dude, put down your breath weapon; the shrapnel alone is going to kill us all.

by seannna May 17, 2008