Turkey Vulture 

A woman who’s is too old to be a cougar and still likes to “hunt” but is in unable to “seal the deal”.

“That's what they call a ‘Turkey Vulture’. Twenty years past a cougar, still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.” - Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo (NCIS)

Turkey Vulture by Solus Veritas May 30, 2018

parking vulture 

Anyone who waits, at the mall during the holidays, near college campus parking at class change, etc. for a parking space to open up. Person usually circles a specific area like a vulture, sometimes following people walking to their cars.

There were 3 parking vultures perched up on top of the parking garage when I got off the elevator to walk down to my ride. Two of them fought it out as I left.

parking vulture by StBill September 25, 2010

dick vulture 

A woman whom at the end of the night was unable to find her suitor of choice, but still wants to have coitus that evening and is left picking through 2 AM man scraps (just the scrubs left in the club)

That girl must be hurtin' for some sex! Look at her being a dick vulture.

dick vulture by MagicMicah January 5, 2014

relationship vulture 

This describes the person that, rather than pursue a relationship of their own, wait for a friend to get out of a bad relationship and then swoop in take advantage of a vulnerable and single state.

He is a relationship vulture, eating at the carcass of her deceased relationship.

relationship vulture by lolweird February 25, 2018

Stog Vulture 

A carnivorous cigarette fiend who circles around and raids dirty ashtrays; smoking every reminent cigarette down to the bare filter. They hover by outdoor ashtrays hoping someone leaves a morsel of a stog for their smoking pleasure. This person has no fear of herpes or any lip born disease. They will vulture any cigarette regardless of brand, type, or cleanliness.

Dirty Barry waited anxiously on top of the building for his moment. Poor Nancy became his prey. Nancy put out her cigarette at the waste recepticle where Barry was lurking. Barry then swooped in, attacked the used Kool Light, smoking it to the bone. Nancy looked at Barry in disgust and said "You Dirty Stog Vulture". Nancy did have the last laugh as she forget to apply her Valtrex(1) that day.

footnote (1) Valtrex Prevents Spreading Herpes/Warts

Stog Vulture by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood December 11, 2005

Turkey Vulture 

Older women who prey on younger men are referred to as a cougar. Cougars over 65 years of age are Turkey Vultures. Much like cougars, they prey on the inebriated and sopht minded.

He was so drunk at the bar last night a Turkey Vulture got him.

Turkey Vulture by ikehi11 August 1, 2020

Sword Vulture 

Someone with a voracious appetite for cock. The sword vulture is a non discriminatory creature. Often, they can be found scavenging bar parking lots after last call.

Did I tell you I saw that sword vulture Monique, trolling the parking lot of the Almond tree last night?

Sword Vulture by Hamper Hunter April 14, 2021