flesh volcano

After anal sex, a large penis and or object is pulled out of an asshole causing ones butthole to turn inside out and spewing poop everywhere like an angry volcano.

Damn man, my couch is ruined after I pulled my Wiener and car keys out of her butthole and that FLESH VOLCANO erupted.

by LpCarrDsch February 15, 2017

Underwater Volcano

First, one must conduct the steps necessary to make the Alaskan pipeline viable (shit in a condom, freeze it).

The Underwater Volcano is when a female voraciously pleasures herself with an Alaskan Pipeline whilst in the bathtub and on her period.

Created by A. UoS 2015.

Dan: Hey Mary, fancy fucking later?

Mary: Sorry Dan, I'm on my period! I think I'll just give the Underwater Volcano a try tonight

Dan: No problem, I've heard the Underwater Volcano is a fantastic experience, enjoy!

by ACL1380138 October 6, 2016

Chocolate volcano

When you cum in a girls ass and she farts on a wall.

I was banging my girl last night anally, I came in her ass, she farted and that cum went all over the wall making a chocolate volcano.

by Kmach17 January 14, 2017

Dirty Volcano

Is when your partner takes dietary pills the night before, and she holds it in until you put your balls in her anus, and all the build up of poo and diarrhea pushes your balls out of her anus causing all of the poo and diarrhea to shoot out like a volcano.

Damn, last night we performed a dirty volcano, and its was perfect.

by dirtyorangepeel May 15, 2020

Sad Volcano

I . When a male is engaging in an act of vigorous masterbation and is ready to induce a romantic explosion. However, the contents of the scene in the pornographic film unexpectedly switches to less desirable content after the masterbater has already committed to purging gametes. The resulting effect is the masterbater attempting to cease the ejaculation but experiences a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.

II . When a male is participating in sexual courtship with a female that is ravenously performing either oral pleasure, an eych-jay, or intercourse in an overly zealous manner causing the male to lose control of his mojo. The male tries to stop the sensation but is too late resulting in a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.

Note***
No orgasm is experienced during a sad volcano . . .
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Examples:

I . Ya this one time I was watchin' a random video I found and it seemed legit so I took a gamble and committed before fast forwarding and then the scene switched to a zoom-in of some random guy beating off in the background. . . I tried to stop but it was a sad volcano.

II . Dasheekee was givin' me an eych-jay and then just stuck it in while we were watchin' Legend of the Hidden Temple on Nickelodeon but it felt too bomb so I told her to stop moving but it was too late . . . sad volcano.

by draconistheory.blogspot.com October 19, 2012

Hairy Volcano

When a woman with a hairy snatch stands on her head and squirts skyward.

My girlfriend's hairy volcano hit the ceiling and she's making me clean it up!

by Rocketeer814 February 4, 2012

snowcone volcano

In sexual terms, when a female is giving the male fellatio and she stores the semen in her mouth. The female then spits the semen into the male's anus and he then flatulates the semen back onto the female's face

Ali wanted it so bad that Joey decided to give her the snowcone volcano...and she loved it.

by Ju Ju Berr August 21, 2008